Making a fool look like one

It's friday the only day i am happy to wake up really early. I also like saturdays but because someone decided friday should come before saturday then i have an option than have it as an opportunity cost in list of preference for the best of days. On fridays i never forget my schedule and to do list. This one was not any different, my plan was to be 2000sh richer by mid day and this was simplified by the fact that it was 1st of April, the only day you can get money from those mkono ngamus. Can you believe that i made the money only 2hrs after waking up! One of my uncles was hunting for a 'nice' phone which is not expensive and he had narrowed down on the nokia 5230. So i called him at eight in the morning and in a 'can not believe it tone' told him how Safaricom has this crazy easter offer that prices the phone at 8,499 sh but the problem was i want to buy the phone for him but the offer was valid while stocks last and i only had 6,000sh with me. So if he sends me the remaining 2,500 i would by one of the two 5230s in stock. He asked me to give him 5mins and he will put together the money. As promised, 5mins later i was sh 2,500 richer and him without a phone. He had just sold it to raise the money. Right neither him nor my cousins want to hear my name. I guess right now they are discussing how mbare ya ng'ania is full of cons but caring is the least of my worries. On top of the list is how i will drink 2,500 sh worth of smino with smino in the mix coming to town and my gal not coming with them. At this i invite any willing chick reading this to come and join me kesho. Leo you can only meet me karibu na dj in ma fav joint. Gat go time to drink then dance. NB: Not dance and drink. Drink must come 1st.